Sam Allardyce’s family resigns to spend more time at the football

HammersSam Allardyce’s wife Lynn says she’s taking a break from household duties to spend more time at the football following West Ham United.

“The timing just felt right” explained Lynn. “I’ve been responsible for our Canary Wharf apartment for over four years and I think I’m leaving it in a better place than I found it.”

“I didn’t have the budget some of the Russian apartment owners had, so to be voted 12th best apartment in the block is still a real achievement, especially when you consider three other owners were evicted.”

“I had to rely on home-grown talent, my kids, and it is fair to say they were more Peter Crouch than Lionel Messi. My housework wasn’t very stylish but it got results – just look at my record for clean sheets” said Mrs Allardyce.

Lynn Allardyce says her only regret is she is starting to follow the football at the same time husband Sam is leaving it, but she expects that West Ham fans will so constantly and fondly reminisce about big Sam she will hardly notice he isn’t there.

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