Fury as tame Bear killed for entertainment

Bear Grylled

Grylls demonstrates his new bouquet garni rucksack.

TV adventurer and annoying twat Bear Grylls was at the centre of an animal cruelty row last night as it emerged he was specially shipped to an island to be slaughtered by contestants on his show for “entertainment”.

Viewers were distressed by the scene in which the sleeping Bear was captured and killed on camera.

Animal rights campaigners claim the Bear was not afraid of people, and would not have run away when threatened.

A Channel 4 spokesman said: “We’ve has some complaints, but killing presenters is an inexpensive ratings ploy, and let’s be honest, he was an utter prick. At least he’s finally fulfilled the destiny of his name. These burgers are delicious, pass the mustard.”

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