Fernando Alonso’s beard woke up from accident “thinking it was 1975”

Following his high speed accident in Barcelona last week, stylists have revealed Fernando Alonso’s beard woke up thinking it was 1975.

A proud wearer of facial fluff, Alonso went into turn 3 at the Circuit De Barcelona-Catalunya with a bit of morning stubble, but after colliding with a wall his beard came out having seemingly forgotten the past 40 years and slipped into a 70’s style.

An expert in male grooming explained: “The impact that Fernando’s face had was more than most people will experience in their lives.

“This lead to his beard being concussed and quickly trying to piece together where and who it was. All it know is that it had a lot of money and spent its days surrounded by beautiful women.

“This mixture of memories led it to forget the last four decades and adopt a 70’s porn star look.”