Harold’s oldest man was thrown out of Dunstable Sports Centre by two over-zealous bouncers when they saw he was not in the age range that the Centre’s leaflets claimed it had fun for.
As startled visitors to the Centre looked on, Alfred “Fred” Spanner (107) was marched out of the complex in an armlock and dumped on the pavement outside, being told that, “there’s nothing for you here” by the bouncers.
Managers backed the door staff, saying, “however harsh it may look, we have only provided fun for people up to 106 years of age, and we make no secret of that, so he would have been a fire hazard.”
The Centre is already under investigation for firing tear gas into a crowd of five year olds attempting to use the badminton courts.
When asked for comment by the Evening Harold, a clearly still indignant Mr Spanner said “I didn’t fight in two World Wars.”
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