Don’t be fooled by appearances, even happy camel girl has something to hide
Research has shown that you are the only person in the UK not involved in at least one cover-up for various offences.
With the media dominated by stories of suspicious City deals, NHS scandals, and, sadly, crimes of a much darker nature all being hushed up, it turns out that only you are not involved in any way.
Unimportant you may be but at least while the rest of us are being forced to attend inquiries you’ll be able to get round the shops quicker.
Sorry, not true. That thing in the late 80s, they all got time but I dropped the dime..