Everyone in the UK has woken up happier than an MP contemplating their expense claims. The sun is shining, Brexit is a fantastic idea being superbly negotiated by the nation’s finest minds whose plan for it is detailed and brilliant and the government, led by the admirable Theresa May, is as strong and stable as a table made from granite and Gwyneth Paltrow’s belief that she’s not talking nonsense. Continue reading
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- (Captain) Henry Bolton refuses to abandon sinking shits
- UKIP MEP quits, after finding UKIP is full of homophobic racist twats
- Leave supporters look for even bigger bus lie ahead of potential second Brexit referendum
- Orange-u-tan blocked from UK
- ‘Oy! Stop clogging up our corridors! Jeremy Hunt tells selfish dying patients
- Jeremy Hunt on his decision to stay: “I haven’t fully buggered up the NHS yet.”
- Toby Young: arse gets the elbow
- Huge gang of professional beggars heading to Windsor
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