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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Hard Brexit to be broadcast in soft focus, BBC confirms
- Boris Johnson’s wife votes Leave
- Step-ladder ‘never really felt like one of the family’
- Trump recalls ‘Aretha Franklin’s beautiful singing at my inauguration’
- Village kids urged to store up their own piss as Farage goes ‘back on the road’
- David Cameron: hut dwelling former PM thinks he’s really a shepherd
- Villagers slammed for holding Corbyn painting party
- Ben Stokes found ‘not guilty’. Now the nation gets to have its say
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
"I just love this paper.... site... web thingy. Makes my day, every day" - Phil Burfoot
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