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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Sir Ringo Starr ‘never heard of The Beatles’
- Information Commissioner to launch surprise raid at Cambridge Analytica ‘by the weekend’, to forestall any evidence tampering
- Putin ‘over the moon’ with talent show win
- Boris Johnson to be swapped for Russian doll in tit-for-tat exchange
- UK citizens urged to cut off noses to take control of their face
- England’s new strip ‘not exactly ideal’ says Southgate
- Donald Trump sacks himself
- PM ‘calmer’ after Putin sends a smiley
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