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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Orange-u-tan blocked from UK
- ‘Oy! Stop clogging up our corridors! Jeremy Hunt tells selfish dying patients
- Jeremy Hunt on his decision to stay: “I haven’t fully buggered up the NHS yet.”
- Toby Young: arse gets the elbow
- Huge gang of professional beggars heading to Windsor
- Princes kissing sleeping beauties sends wrong message, says school
- UN finally intervenes in Trump/ Kim Jong-un spat. “Right, here’s the tape measure. Slap your cocks on the desk!”
- Grayling on rail fare rises “Buy a second home on expenses, like me.”
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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