“Don’t worry, lads. Our leader will always be a man,” says English Labour Party

Ugh, a woman as the Doctor. How Tory is that?

Labour have offered comfort to men so incensed by Doctor Who now starring someone who doesn’t have a musket-and-bandoliers swinging about between their legs that their own are in danger of falling off through sheer rage by assuring them that the leader of their party will always be a man.

“We’re the most progressive party,” said bloke and current leader, Jeremy Corbyn. “But when it comes to being in charge then we’ll vote for someone who comes fully equipped with a silent flute every time. Not like those nasty Tories, eh?”

“Labour for the many, not the few. Unless we’re talking about being the boss.”

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