Oppressed fauns and talking beasts who’ve suffered greatly under the White Witch are this morning delighted by Father Christmas breaking her hold on their country and returning once more.
“The White Witch and her wolves aren’t defeated today,” said a happy faun. “But for the first time in a long time that defeat is in sight. Father Christmas has returned and winter is ending.”
“We heard something happened in the UK today as well,” the faun said. “Still feel a little sorry for them. Sure Narnia’s probably about to have a great big battle but at least we’ve not got to deal with Brexit.”