“There’s no easy way to break it to him that his $8,000,000,000 wall can be scaled with a $9.99 ladder” confided a desperate aide who wished to remain anonymous.
“Just this morning Donald looked out the Oval Office window as a Mexican gardener climbed up a ladder to prune a tree. We all held our breath as he thoughtfully opened his mouth. Fortunately it was a false alarm and he just had a spot of wind.”
The aide said it was just a matter of time before Trump put 2 and 2 together but there was still hope he would get ‘5’.