After experiencing only a few hours of the new presidential regime the bust of Winston Churchill that Donald Trump had returned to the Oval Office bellowed “bugger this for a game of soldiers” and took itself back to the British Embassy.
“I’m not having that,” the bust fumed as it puffed away on a cigar. “I tried to give President Trump a fair hearing but never in the field of human politics has so much inarticulate arsewash been talked by someone so orange for so long.”
The bust said it would now return to England.
“I want a word with Mrs May about Brexit,” it said. “If only I had hands then it could be a simple gesture which would save a lot of time.”