Mice, the hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who paid for the computer we all live on, have decided to hit system restore and run 2016 again.
“2016 has messed our data up something chronic,” Frankie mouse said. “We’re running Earth to get the answer to life, the universe and everything not to see what would happen if loads of brilliant people died and Britain voted to take itself up a creek and burn all its paddles while a sociopathic talking orange with a twitter fixation became the most powerful man on the planet. It’s all become too silly so we’re going again.”
“The new 2016 can only be an improvement on the one that’s just finishing,” said Benjy mouse. “Although we are hoping the bit where David Cameron abruptly resigns happens in this version too, that was funny. This time there’ll have to be another reason. He likes farm animals, doesn’t he? Maybe the Ameglion Major Cow can be persuaded to have a night off from Milliways and take one for the team.”