After the prosecution of German comedian Jan Boehmermann and the setting up of a hotline in Holland to report insults against him, Europeans are no longer allowed to insult Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Specifically, it is now forbidden to call him any of the following:
Lissom-fingered groin grubber
Vexing clack dish
Threat to democracy and Western values
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