President Obama is believed to be having a nice time in England despite being thrown heaps of shade from a collection of blazers and swivel-eyes who want it to be 1952 again. Even though various Brexiters and kippers have tweeted mean things about him he’s found the strength to carry on with his visit.
“The Chief is doing fine,” said a member of the President’s entourage. “It’s like these people don’t mean a thing to him and he knows their mean-spirited views are of little consequence. We all like watching that Johnson guy though. How does Sacha Baron Cohen keep on coming up with these ludicrous characters? Can’t wait for the movie.”