Pioneering social network Friends Reunited has closed after being deserted by millions of users who migrated to Facebook for all their creating an online persona that is a tissue of lies plus kitten videos and Minions memes needs.
Those few remaining souls addicted to Friends Reunited’s particular blend of anxiety and schadenfreude are being advised not to despair but instead sign up for Friends Reunited Reunited. A new site is dedicated to the old one’s glory days of recklessly throwing away your marriage for the chance to at long last play nug-a-nug with your fifth form crush.
Its founders say that they’re expecting great success with FRR. Or, if it all goes tits up, then they have high hopes of going the same way as the original and selling for £175 million to some halfwit at ITV who doesn’t know what the internet is.