With hours to go until her christening Buckingham Palace has announced that Russell Brand will be Princess Charlotte’s godfather.
“I’m doing this out of pity for someone trapped in a bubble of privilege with no idea how ordinary people live,” said the princess. “I thought it would be a nice gesture. Plus we have something in common in that I don’t even superficially understand the world and just talk gibberish too.”
“The only difference is that I’ll grow out of it.”