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- Osborne’s u-turns on lunch order enters third day
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- Sun poll finds 20% of UK are Satan
- Chilcot promises delivery of rapid anti-terrorist brigade by 2025 …… or thereabouts
- Spiralling Trident cost ‘down to supply and demand’ reassures Osborne
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