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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Trump ready to go to Mars for talks with the Martians
- Crayfish removes claw to escape Brexit fan in pub
- JCB ‘standing by’ to replace Harley-Davidson imports hit by trade war
- Rail Minister won’t resign: “I’ve f*cked up more than this and wasn’t sacked”
- The idiot Liam Fox: US steel tariffs ‘are all part of my cunning plan’
- Jacob Rees-Mogg keen on ‘really hard landing’ for PM in Brexit sky-diving
- NHS staff ‘delighted’ by news of another reorganisation
- Plane crash almost forces Royal wedding off BBC news’ top-spot
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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