There, that’s London fixed.
Joanna Lumley’s new ‘garden bridge’ is just the first step in making London less awful, she has revealed.
Now her influence over politicians has reached its full potential, Lumley has vowed to complete her vision of a Utopia based on children’s books and the dreams she has after eating cheese.
Using a mixture of feminine guile, important connections and a powerful mind-control gas, Lumley disclosed that the entire UK cabinet was effectively under her control.
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