An in-depth study of personal injury lawyer adverts has conclusively proven the vast majority of accidents are caused by idiots.
“We decided to look into the issue when we saw an advert claiming ‘Dave got paid £15,000 after he used the wrong ladder’,” said a researcher at the Harold Institute of Statistics.
“When we looked into it further and it turned out Dave had made his ladder out of damp cardboard boxes and Sellotape.”
