UK shocked to learn that KFC contains any actual chicken

No warning that it might contain chicken

As deep-fried breadcrumb retailers KFC closed a number of shops, having run out of chicken, the UK public asked “Hold on, are you saying there’s chicken in KFC?”

Local vegetarian Pippa Delaney says she was shocked to find the popular fast-food snack might contain meat, as she has at times eaten KFC at Motorway service stops, whilst her electric car was taking forever to charge.

“There were no warnings about meat so I assumed it was like a Quorn sausage or a Greggs’ beef pasty, only with less gristle and taste.”

Last week, KFC switched its delivery contract to DHL, leading to speculation that the chickens might already have been delivered but are, in fact, still stuck on the roofs of KFC shops across the country.

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