“I should have taken my fecking sunglasses off”
“All that time climbing the highest mountain, running through fields, and scaling city walls, and singing a song about it for over 30 years, when I could have just looked behind the couch and found that missing moral compass” confessed well known tax expert and occasional musician Bono.
“Taking my fecking sunglasses off for 2 minutes would’ve helped as well.”
Bono, who lives in Dublin but is tax resident on the Sun, was also gobsmacked to find the streets do in fact have a name.
“Again it’s the fecking sunglasses – I couldn’t make out the writing on the street signs.”
“I’m just worried people will think I’m a bit of a prat with these misleading song lyrics, and they’ll just focus on my songs and forgot all about my groundbreaking creative work in the fields of tax minimisation and hypocrisy” said Bono.
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