Morrissey caught in the act
Morrissey, who as lead singer in the Smiths sung the vegetarian anthem ‘Meat is Murder’, has publicly and noisily advocated for animal rights, but it seems behind closed doors the pop icon is not averse to abusing animals for his own selfish pleasure.
As well as repeatedly strangling chickens and spanking monkeys, Morrissey is also alleged to have flogged mules and dolphins, and, shockingly, to be a fan of slapping the salami.
A spokesman for Morrissey said the allegations were ridiculous, as Mr Morrissey was way too busy buttering the corn to have any time to abuse animals.
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