“I’ve set the bar high, but this is really, really embarrassing” said Cameron. “And it will only get worse, do I really have to congratulate Boris and Nigel?”
“And what will I say to Angela Merkel? Will she still want to meet me, dress me in a gimp suit, and thrash me to an inch of my life, hypothetically of course”, clarified Cameron.
Reaction to Cameron’s predicament is varying between ‘unsympathetic’ and ‘hope the fool drowns in a puddle of his own piss’.