Having sexy time with a pig is now the second most embarrassing thing to happen to David Cameron, with leaving his child in the pub relegated to 3rd place.
“I’ve set the bar high, but this is really, really embarrassing” said Cameron. “And it will only get worse, do I really have to congratulate Boris and Nigel?”
“And what will I say to Angela Merkel? Will she still want to meet me, dress me in a gimp suit, and thrash me to an inch of my life, hypothetically of course”, clarified Cameron.
Reaction to Cameron’s predicament is varying between ‘unsympathetic’ and ‘hope the fool drowns in a puddle of his own piss’.
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