Isn’t it time bees had a new song? Arthur Askey’s been dead a long, long time
Bees have finally spoken out over humans’ insistence that the middle part of their legs are in any way special.
“Don’t get me wrong, I like my knees,” Nectary Bob, spokesbee for Harold’s biggest colony told us. “But they’re not remarkable. Did you know that 90% of crops are only here because of bees? That’s remarkable. Our knees are very much Midge Ure to our mad skillz with pollination’s Bob Geldolf.”
In other news, village cats have confirmed that none of them wear pyjamas and that they’re not that excited personally by their whiskers while 100% of dogs polled stated that their bollocks are indeed amazing.
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