After solving the celebrity threesome case, the internet has outed Jeremy Clarkson for conducting a one-in-the-bed romp.
Speculation the presenter was involved in a steamy celebrity onesome intensified as Clarkson’s infatuation with himself become increasingly obvious. What started as knowing looks in the mirror and flirty notes to himself about his “top gear” quickly escalated into a full-blown self love affair that Clarkson openly conducted in front of viewers around the globe.
Public reaction to Clarkson’s alleged onesome was mainly surprise at how much his standards had plummeted, and also a desperate hope that a super-injunction be obtained so they could be spared the gory details.
A spokesman said Mr Clarkson wouldn’t be commenting on the allegations as he was busy having a private moment in a pool filled with olive oil that he borrowed from friends of ‘you know who’.
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