If only more of them were like Officer Carey Mahoney
The police investigation into charges made against Leon Brittan was “unnecessary and unjustified due to the fact he was very wealthy and knew a lot of senior politicians”, a review has concluded.
Vowing that the police would learn from their mistakes the head of the Met, Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe, said that from now on “any man of a certain age facing a certain allegation will be ignored as long as he’s got a shedload of cash and is friends with Prince Charles/was friends with Maggie.”
Sir Bernard claims that this will lead to a more efficient force not just in London but nationally. “By allowing a small section of society to do what they want no questions asked, especially not about children or tax avoidance, the police can focus on what they do best. Namely marrying environmental activists under false pretences and shooting Brazilian electricians in the head.”
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