Bellend can’t stop talking about extra hour in bed

A local bellend has spent most of the morning saying he is enjoying his extra hour in bed, even though the only thing he has done with the extra hour in bed is tell people on Facebook he is enjoying the extra hour in bed.

“The end of daylight saving time means the clocks ‘fall back’, and 7am actually feels like 8am” Dunstable man Nigel West explained to his 87 Facebook friends at 7.03am.

At 7.13am, Mr West posted “I normally get up at 8am, which is now really 7am, so I should be already up, but I’m going to enjoy an extra hour in bed :)”

7.19am, 7.28am, and 7.42am saw West dispense further updates “Really enjoying the extra hour in bed!”

At 7.59am, West remarked “Bliss! Totally relaxed after an extra hour in bed!”

A minute later, Mr West was inconsolable after he realised he’d made an error adjusting his clock and it was actually 9am.