The environmental damage wrought by the diesel emissions cheating scandal has been rectified by the hanging up of a hotel towel, according to VW chairman Hans Dieter Poetsch.
“I thought of the environment and hung up the towel” beamed Poetsch.
“As soon as I put the towel on the rack, I could sense all those emissions vanishing into thin air. I felt the melting iceberg refreeze, and tears welled up in my eyes as I realised that starving polar bear would see his family again.”
Chairman Poetsch’s joy at solving VW’s problems was short lived as a celebratory couple of drinks and tube of Pringles from the hotel mini-bar plunged the beleaguered car maker into bankruptcy.
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