Nigel Farage has hit the headlines again today after it was revealed his ‘black Romanian homosexual’ friend, used to prove he was not racist or homophobic, was actually Nick Griffin in disguise.
“I thought it would be useful to be able to pull the old ‘some of my best friends are black Romanian homosexuals’ card to stop people calling me a bigot” Farage explained.
“Sadly, the gene pool of my associates is as diverse as the bricks in the Berlin Wall, so my only option was to employ someone.”
Now his identity has been made public, Nick griffin described his experience as a black Romanian homosexual.
“The blacking up was second nature but I was surprised at how well I took to the homosexuality part,” Griffin explained. “Obviously being educated in an all girls school has had a lasting affect.
“Ironically, I almost got beaten up by some BNP members when I was in character. They said I was looking at them funny.
“It the end looking at them funny is what made them recognise me, it’s kind of a trademark.”
With the European elections taking place on Thursday, Farage conceded it was a mistake to have Griffin pretending to be a culturally diverse friend.
“I should have just stuck with the German wife to prove I don’t hate Johnny Foreigners but after Nick was made bankrupt I felt sorry for him.
“That, and Prince Harry was busy.”