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Cyclist spotted in dignified clothing


The maniac didn’t even spit at passing motorists.

A cyclist has attempted to travel through a rural area, while not dressed as an absolute cock-end.

The incident was dismissed as a hoax at first, but police were forced to react after being inundated with calls.

“An I.C 1 cyclist was apprehended this afternoon”, said PC Flegg, “while wearing a proper shirt, and trousers too loose to reveal his religion.”

“He wasn’t streaming his route to social media, there was no mention of Team Sky anywhere on his clothing, and he was riding in a courteous manner. This idiot clearly didn’t have a clue.”
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