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- UK terrorism threat downgraded to ‘Fucking hell, run for it’.
- Global schadenfreude shortage looms after huge surge in demand in UK
- Nation prepares to celebrate the end of PPI calls
- Seasick Greta Thunberg’s puke ‘causing irreversible damage to our oceans’
- The Alphabet, according to Jacob Rees-Mogg, Esq., M.P.
- Nation prays Larry the cat has a taste for large blonde rodents
- Rees-Mogg admits to using camphorated tincture of laudanum with nanny
- Sajid Javid won ‘at least five votes’ from letting Shamima Begum’s baby die
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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