Inventor Doug Hines said he knew he’d developed a life-like sex robot when Roxxxy took one look at him and said “fuck off you sad, bald, loser, I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on earth”.
Hines said Roxxxy did clarify that if he was the last man on earth AND he owned a stash of the AA batteries she needed to operate, she would think about it, but she would need a blindfold and the encounter had to be promptly deleted from her hard drive.
“We’ve come a long away since the days of the primitive blow-up doll” said Hines proudly. “Although come to think of it Cindy seemed to mysteriously deflate anytime my engorged manhood went near her.”
Sales of Roxxxy have boomed despite the £7,000 price tag.
“I’ll never again need to go through all the hassle of finding a girl to tell me to go fuck myself now that I have Roxxxy” said unemployed lorry driver Gavin Mitchell.
“I’m completely satisfied with the way she adamantly refuses to satisfy me, and then asked for half my house.”