Morons-on-a-mission, Britain First are seemingly so useless they’ve even failed to come to the attention of Amber Rudd and get themselves banned.
The knuckle-dragging f**kwit ‘party’ has been asking for funds for some days, on the premise they were about to be banned and needed cash for their legal appeal. With Poppy Season over, Biffer Central is on the lookout for alternative scams, before their traditional spring fundraiser; using images of a murdered soldier against the family’s wishes.
In the 2016 London Mayoral election, party leader Paul Golding was such a godawful candidate that he even came behind George Galloway, with only 1.2% of the vote. Shortly afterwards, Golding stepped aside in favour of his deputy, pretend lawyer Jayda Fransen, and the government’s get-tough on extremism offered her a first, brief opportunity of fame.
Sadly for Fransen, Britain First, and their victim complex, after reviewing their file the Home Office concluded that of its 1.5 million facebook followers, very few had any idea what the party stands for.
“Seventy three, to be exact,” said a Home Office spokeswoman “including ‘three rather mangy cows, a dachshund named Colin, and a small hen in its late forties’.”