Jeremy Corbyn endorsed by both the Judean People’s Front and the People’s Front of Judea

People's Front of JudeaJeremy Corbyn has shown his unifying credentials after obtaining endorsements from both the Judean People’s Front and the People’s Front of Judea, after earlier being endorsed by the Campaign for a Free Galilee and the Judean Popular People’s Front.

The Judean People’s Front and the People’s Front of Judea haven’t seen eye to eye for over 2,000 years, but both groups agreed the Tories and Blairites are far greater threats than Pontius Pilate and the Romans ever were as they threw their combined weight behind Corbyn.

“We want to be led to the Promised Land, not a zero hours contract at Poundland” said People’s Front of Judea spokesman Reg Jones. “Jeremy’s the man for the job, and Owen, well he’s a SPLITTER!”

Judean People’s Front’s Alan May agreed, saying “Jeremy may or may not be the Messiah, but Owen’s definitely a very naughty boy. He’s worked for Big Pharma you know.”

Obtaining all the Judean endorsements didn’t stop Corbyn once again get crucified by the press. The Guardian in particular seems to have no shortage of nails.

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