Today’s Weather: Hard a-starboard
Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Arseholes pretty sure that Shamima Begum’s baby should die
- Anti-vax badgers insist on being culled instead of getting TB vaccination
- Australia to build border wall to keep out immigrants
- Facebook sacks fake news regulator, gets real news regulator instead
- Everyone secretly delighted insects dying out
- Exchange of letters between May and Corbyn reaching unbearable level of sexual tension
- Tragic irony as Christopher Chope has own genitals mutilated in gardening accident
- Wait a minute, they’ve got no ships, announces Grayling
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
"I just love this paper.... site... web thingy. Makes my day, every day" - Phil Burfoot
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