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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- PM says it’s time to get on with it, after two years dithering by ‘one of the countries involved’
- Boris’ popularity in opinion polls is the ‘final proof’ of UK’s stupidity
- ‘It’s not too late to save my career’ says Boris Johnson
- Sex pests move to distance themselves from Tory minister
- England gripped with third-place playoff fever
- No more diving to rescue your football team, warns referee
- Grylls appointed as Minister for Survival
- England squander glorious chance to lose penalty shootout
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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