After seeing his World Championship gold medal hopes dashed, drugs-cheat Justin Gatlin has vowed to take more and more drugs until he eventually beats Usain Bolt.
Gatlin started the race as favourite but was beaten by one hundredth of a second and now believes that the long-term benefits of the performance enhancing drugs he has already taken may not be enough to achieve his goals.
“I’ll learn from this, go away, work on my technique and come back stronger. Maybe I’ve been injecting when I should have been snorting, who knows.” said the multi-time drugs cheat,
“One thing is for certain, I am so determined to be the best that I will cheat harder than I’ve ever cheated before, then try to win an Olympic gold medal that I don’t deserve instead.”
“If that doesn’t work I might try competing using a motorbike and see if I can get away with that.”