Mr Green counted his chickens a bit too soon
Speaking from his hospital bed, Mr Green said he was still over the blue moon about Leicester City winning the league, and being hit by lightning and losing £100,000 was just ‘one of those things’, albeit one of those things that occurred twice in a 30 minute spell.
Continue reading
Comments Off on Leicester fan struck by lightning twice while attempting to collect on 5,000-1 bet
Filed under Sport
“…we’ll still be holding up our punters by their ankles, to shake out any loose change”
Ladbrokes, one of the the high street’s leading money-hoovering bastards, have posted their worst ever losses, to the delight of the nation’s gambling addicts.
Outgoing CEO, Richard Glynn, explained his simple recovery plan, which will leave his successor in a sound position; guaranteed mate, can’t fail. “Step one, we’ve a £10m accumulator with Betfred, for the first five races at Kempton Park on Saturday. That’s a dead cert so we’ll be well ahead by tea-time”.
“If that doesn’t work and we’ve no reason to think it won’t, step two means staking all February’s takings on Jeb Bush winning Continue reading
![US mass shooting at [add place]](https://i0.wp.com/eveningharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/college-shooting-300x206.jpg?resize=40%2C40&ssl=1){kind=small}
You must be logged in to post a comment.