Find true love with genuine meat marquee and dry meat confidence

Do you crave it like I do? I honk for it, sadly. But now I honk not, thanks to genuine meat marquee with the confidence of dry meat. Lie to your lady with firm gristling lunch tubes, unspoilt by even the wettest outpouring of cloud awkwardness. Picnic? grave? Matter.

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Two-way breathing, double seemed, ripped for her pleasure. Apply liberally after meals to keep rankness out of cobblers. Be respected, be taller. A weighty all-round the garden. Mechanically recovered, unpugnable, rampant and visibly more in that department.

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Dry meat. GARANTEE IT OR DIE ALONE. Tantamount!

AWNING: Do not take with udders.