Crytpic Crossword Tuesday April 16th

Today’s crossword set by “Tallywhacker”

Difficulty level: Hard

xword

Across

1. Throbbing Ball-Sack in the cakehole! (7)

5. Hair on her dickie-di-do – does this bus go to Tooting? (7)

9. Shaft, interrupted. (5)

10. Sounds like Naval Officer has huge veiny cock. (9)

11. Turgid member’s private bill, methinks! (Hard penis). (10)

12. Floppy Peter’s job for fluffer? (4)

14. Knob. (12)

18. Anal Badger? Mind the bristles! (12)

21. Penis, basically. (4)

22. Huge phallus spurting copious love gravy – Heseltine? (10)

25. Looks like our lawyer has bassoon in the trousers again.  (9)

26. Weird old trick brings wife “cocksman” delight, we hear!  (5)

27. Wanksplat still going hard. (7)

28. Knob. (7)