Jacob Rees-Mogg now an expert on everything, says Jacob Rees-Mogg

Jacob about to critique the pointing on this Cotswold stone wall

Condescending prick, Jacob Rees-Mogg, probably spoiled yesterday, for you as well as for us, by oiling his way round TV and Radio studios, instead of actually doing the job we pay him for.

As an MP, Rees-Mogg has no set hours or duties so, instead of working on some constituency business, he feels entitled to swan around news and current affairs studios from dawn to dusk.

Early risers heard him on Radio 4’s ‘Today’, whilst it was still dark, both outside your house and inside Rees- Mogg’s heart, and he was still wittering away on Channel 4’s news when you got home from work.

Yesterday it was on the subject of President Trump’s immigration controls but it might just as easily have been global warming, the international price of wheat, or the loose covers your mother-in-law is thinking of buying for her Cintique two seater sofas.

“One should never advise people, unless of course, one knows the subject inside-out. Providentially, I know everything about everything. Loose covers spoil the lines of their classic range, by the way.”

He’ll probably be on again today.

 

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