Still sucking it in until Match of the Day this evening
With the end of a 5 month fast in sight, Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker is keen to start eating properly again.
After presenting a segment of tonight’s MotD in his pants, Lineker will finally relax his abdominal muscles for the first time since Easter and has taken the sensible precaution of lining them with two layers of Tena for Men.
Lineker has already arranged a series of engagements with Melton Mowbray Pork Pies over the next few days but if that doesn’t pile on the pounds, he may take a chance and adopt the dietary regime of fellow TV presenter and well-known football-lookalike, Garth Crooks.
The former England striker has resisted the offer of a catering-sized box of Walkers’ Salt and Vinegar Tear and Share crisps, describing that as being ‘several steps beyond a last resort’.
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