So far many companies have said Scots face price hikes if they gain independence however the distilleries have said a ‘no’ vote would force them to show they could ‘act like petulant twats as well’.
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- Banksy-inspired Brexit Deal will shred itself the minute it’s signed
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- Boris Johnson’s wife votes Leave
- Step-ladder ‘never really felt like one of the family’
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