Is your badger looking tired and threadbare? Is its persistent TB related cough starting to grate? Can’t bring yourself to have it culled?
Then come on down to We Got Badgers.
At We Got Badgers, we’ve got badgers to suit all your family needs. From small, newly laid cubs for the little ones to play with, up to fully grown angry boars ready to take on burglars, scare away the in-laws and stop the neighbour’s cat from crapping in your biennials.
Prices start from as little as £3.99 for roadkill orphans*.
Call us now on 01998 223437 or visit our stall on Harold Farmers’ Market every Wednesday and Saturday.
*Part exchange welcome, not suitable for home cooking.