Lost car keys to Aston Martin DB9 for a moment. But it’s OK – I found them in my jacket pocket so don’t call me.
Today’s Weather: Cock Robin
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"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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