Jimmy Sssaville…he touched ssso many!!! Ssss!
Ssssomeone abandoned a deer’s head on a self-service till at Tessscos. Police think they panicked when they didn’t have enough… ‘bucks’. Sssss!
Dyssslexic policeman arresssts…a burger!
Chelsea looking for new manager because they’ve already sacked Maurinho! Ssss!
Ssssimon Cowell has egg on his face as he sees Britain’s Got Talent morph into the …”Eggs Factor”!!!