Google have brought out a new app …called the iDodgetaxes! Ssss!
Husbands in favour of “Some Sex” Marriage Bill! Ssss!
I sssee Pistoriussss is going on trial… I reckon he hasn’t got a leg to ssstand on! Ssss!
29% of the meat in Tesco burgers was horssse? …I guess that’s why they gave me the trotsss! Ssss!
Breaking newssss! Earthquake in wales causes thousands of pounds worth … of improvementsss!