A man clearly believes his colleagues really want to know his Chistmas plans, after a casual question yesterday led him to give ten minutes of PowerPoint guff about it in today’s staff meeting.
Harold Tesco Express manager, Paul Watts says “my guys” were fascinated that his in-laws will arrive late Christmas Eve and stay until Tuesday, although he did tell Jeannette from Admin “Don’t bother minuting this, love”.
“They were impressed I’d got in croissants, pains au chocolat, five types of cereal and skimmed, semi-skimmed, and full-fat milk. I think it’s my attention to detail that’s so attractive, because lots of people are interested in my life.”
“For example, only last week my hairdresser asked me what I was doing at Christmas. We talked about it for 45 minutes and even overan into her next appointment. She was fascinated too.”