Please could any villager who is planning on buying a new car in the near future consider purchasing from Harold’s local car dealer, ‘Mick Clarkson’s Cars’. As you can see from this photo, his once brand new stock is beginning to look a bit ‘dated’.
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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Sense of trepidation flares at Annual Convention of Hermits
- NHS considers barring Jeremy Hunt from walking in
- Schools “too focused on tests & exams” warns Ofsted, which judges schools by tests & exams
- Tillerson challenges Trump to game of Ker Plunk
- Nuclear war narrowly averted as Trump loses The Codes
- Road resurfacing chippings to be sponsored by windscreen replacement industry
- Government reveals £10bn “Help to buy Election” scheme
- David Davis asks “Is it time to reveal my hand yet?”
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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