Please could any villager who is planning on buying a new car in the near future consider purchasing from Harold’s local car dealer, ‘Mick Clarkson’s Cars’. As you can see from this photo, his once brand new stock is beginning to look a bit ‘dated’.
Today’s Weather: Cock Robin
Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- Cancer running scared as Stephen Fry is in process of kicking its arse
- UK astonished that the Daily Mail has been lying about Jeremy Corbyn
- Theresa May on tuition fees ‘We must find who’s to blame’
- UK shocked to learn that KFC contains any actual chicken
- Trump slams mentally ill for not condemning ‘mentally ill’ gunman
- Village chubber ‘shocked’ to find that cakes and crisps might be unhealthy
- Man fulfills fantasy of sliding down ice slope in giant cheese sandwich
- Oxfam thinking about including ‘Don’t shag the victims’ in staff handbook
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
"I just love this paper.... site... web thingy. Makes my day, every day" - Phil Burfoot
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