Please could any villager who is planning on buying a new car in the near future consider purchasing from Harold’s local car dealer, ‘Mick Clarkson’s Cars’. As you can see from this photo, his once brand new stock is beginning to look a bit ‘dated’.
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- Crayfish removes claw to escape Brexit fan in pub
- JCB ‘standing by’ to replace Harley-Davidson imports hit by trade war
- Rail Minister won’t resign: “I’ve f*cked up more than this and wasn’t sacked”
- The idiot Liam Fox: US steel tariffs ‘are all part of my cunning plan’
- Jacob Rees-Mogg keen on ‘really hard landing’ for PM in Brexit sky-diving
- NHS staff ‘delighted’ by news of another reorganisation
- Plane crash almost forces Royal wedding off BBC news’ top-spot
- Grayling will ‘take back control’ of East Coast Rail two years after referendum
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
"Way better than the Guardian" - Jeremy Corbyn
"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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