Please could any villager who is planning on buying a new car in the near future consider purchasing from Harold’s local car dealer, ‘Mick Clarkson’s Cars’. As you can see from this photo, his once brand new stock is beginning to look a bit ‘dated’.
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Harold Tweets…My Tweets
- England’s pub brawl XI hit by further unseemly ‘cricketing’ incident
- PM’s intervention secures last-minute deal, agreeing to all the EU’s demands
- “Yes, that’s all gone very well in Jerusalem” says Donald Trump
- “No, I haven’t done my homework. I thought I’d just lie about it.” says Davis
- Stay in the USA: world imposes travel ban on the Elf on the Shelf
- “So, is this how it’s going to be then?” asks Meghan Markle, after her first full-on week with the British media
- ‘Nothing to see here, move along’ says PM as whole social mobility board quit
- Trump to start World War III to distract everyone from links with Russia
What they’re saying about the Evening Harold!
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"Ha - this piece of wit contains a lot of truth" - Brian May.
THE REAL BRIAN MAY!!!
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